That's what SHE said....

So I regularly check-in on ESPN.com to see if they are saying anything about my teams (usually nothing good). This was today's homepage:


There, next to Tiger's beautiful smile, was the greatest headline of all time. With the Yankees in third place in the AL East and the looming possibility that they will not appear in the playoffs for the first time since 1994, I would say the Yankees' Wang will be shelved much longer than September....