Deposition excerpt

So I was reading a depo today and just had to share some of it:

Q: Have you ever been deposed before?
A: Ever been de-what??
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Q: What was the 401(k) benefit?
A: It's where you put money into it for your retirement.
Q: ..........Thank you.........
.....How much would they put in?

You can almost hear the veritable rim shot on that last answer.