Toe pic[k]!

So some of you may recall the legendary bachelorette weekend. At some point during the drinking and debauchery, I injured my left big toenail. It turned blue and looked just lovely for a few months and then it just fell off. It slowly started to grow back (fun science fact! toe nails grow at 1/3 the speed of finger nails! now you know the answer to the Jeopardy question "This body part grows at 1/3 the speed of finger nails" "What is a toe nail?"). But instead of growing into a lovely normal nail, it grew into an ugly catawompus sort of nail. So I went to the doctor, an incredibly hot foot doctor who had to look at my festering foot and who I could not utter two syllables to except to say "Mind if I don't look while you hack at my toe?"

This is the result:

I think the hot pink bandage is the perfect summer accessory.