You'll Love David's Bridal

So I heard today what was quite possibly the most uncomfortable one-sided conversation I have ever heard in my entire life. I was waiting for the salesman at David's Bridal (yes, I said salesMAN) to give me my dress for Kathy's wedding when I overheard him on the phone.
"Hi, can I speak to Sharon, please?"
Silence.
"Hi Sharon, this is Mark from David's Bridal. I wanted to see if you wanted to schedule an appointment to come in and look at some of our dresses for your upcoming wedding."
Silence.
"I see that you have a wedding scheduled in February."
Silence.
"Oh, well what is the date for your wedding?"
Long silence.
"Oh. Well. Um, if you ever do get a date for your wedding, please give us a call so that we can--Hello? Hello??"

Poor Sharon. She's better off without him.