Mr. Damn Goodbar

So today I had the best Mr. Goodbar I have ever eaten. I know what you're thinking: how can the mini candybar that is AT BEST tied for third behind Krackle and Hershey's Special Dark be the best ever? I'll tell you how: the peanuts that are normally soft and almost a non-entity in a Mr. Goodbar were CRUNCHY. It was like the Mr. Goodbar was freshly made. And it wasn't just one Mr. Goodbar. Oh no, when I went back to the reception desk for a second and third Mr. Goodbar, they did not disappoint either.

Officially, for today, they shall be referred to as Mr. Greatbar. Yeah.