Good night and good luck

So apparently reading the news, listening to the news, and watching the news isn't enough anymore. Now we have to wear the news.

Falafel!

So I tried to shove a whole falafel ball (pellet? cake? loaf? patty?) into my mouth and I was watching a bird out the window and the bird tripped and I laughed and bits of falafel came out my nose.

All I can smell is Middle Eastern cuisine.

Transubstantiation To Go

Hallowed Be Thy Name.